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Weird Personal Ad

Someone posted this Advertisement in the USA-Today Personals in the early 1990s. I don't really know what to make of it:
ZANY INTELLECTUAL SOCIALITE. Pretty, WASP, 5'51/2, very feminine, blue eyes, strawberry blonde, degreed, no children yet, non-smoker, Republican, Christian (Protestant). The same size as President's wife. In midst of losing weight (catch me now & avoid the rush!). I like fine antiques, music. In next issue of 'Who's Who of American Women Self employed, financially & emotionally very secure, well balanced If you me 30-50, WASP, financially secure, Republican, non-smoker, self-integrated. 'Healthy, Wealthy & Wise, and a committed Christian I am an affectionate lady who is used to the finer things is life and would like a top quality gentleman a counterpart to myself. I put a high value on Christian principles such as honesty, loyalty, faithfulness, close & loving family, etc. I need someone who feels comfortable doing everything from going to the White House & Charity Balls to taking walks, lounging around reading, & talking on the phone. I like to be spoiled and to spoil If you're ready for a one in a million woman, please rush your reply Recent photograph, please I live in several cities & travel worldwide I will be in the Arizona & Wash., D.C. areas for the spring. You may be anywhere & hope you are somewhere Write Bo 0698 USA TODAY-Classified 1000 Wilsor Blvd. Arlington, VA 22224



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