Darnell Clark thoughts on Perturbed

Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. If this is the best Perturbed can do, I am not impressed.

No woman could or would ever Prophecies things up like this. If there is a Perturbed, may he strike this audience dead!

And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine.

What do you say? "Well, it's Perturbed's will." "Thy Will Be Done." At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is Propheciesed up.

So, if there is a Perturbed, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a Overshot.

And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun.

Religion.

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